Twas the first week of the NFL season,
and fans throughout the league,
and fans throughout the league,
Are eagerly awaiting kickoff,
while girlfriends force them to watch reruns of Glee;
while girlfriends force them to watch reruns of Glee;
We’ll spend Thursday night in NOLa,
where the Saints will hoist the crown,
where the Saints will hoist the crown,
And plan to make the Vikes,
find an ambulance to carry ole’ man Favre out of town;
find an ambulance to carry ole’ man Favre out of town;
On Sunday we’ll be in Chicago,
where Lovie’s at risk of being fired,
where Lovie’s at risk of being fired,
Facing a Lions team that has a 20 game road losing streak,
they want to see expired;
they want to see expired;
In upstate New York,
the Bills will host the Dolphins,
the Bills will host the Dolphins,
Just a few days after the Big Tuna
decided he’d rather be golfin’;
decided he’d rather be golfin’;
Jason Campbell will be under center
when the Raiders invade Tennessee,
when the Raiders invade Tennessee,
Where V.Y. hopes to get the Heisman
they’re going to take from Reggie;
they’re going to take from Reggie;
The Panthers play the Giants
in a game the G-Men really need to win,
in a game the G-Men really need to win,
Because losing at New Meadowlands Stadium
will be a 1.6 billion dollar sin;
will be a 1.6 billion dollar sin;
Batman and Robin head to New England
where the Pats want a freshly inked QB,
where the Pats want a freshly inked QB,
An extension that has Randy Moss crying,
when are you going to resign me?
when are you going to resign me?
The Falcons get their running game back
with the return of Michael Turner,
with the return of Michael Turner,
Against the Steelers Dennis Dixon
whose filling in for a suspended Roethlisberger;
whose filling in for a suspended Roethlisberger;
The Broncos meet the Jaguars,
each team hoping to settle a score,
each team hoping to settle a score,
Over which of these two pretenders
wasted their first round draft pick more;
wasted their first round draft pick more;
Cleveland and Tampa are in Florida
squaring off at the New Sombrero,
squaring off at the New Sombrero,
To see which team has the advantage
of paying a first round draft pick more dinero;
of paying a first round draft pick more dinero;
Houston’s secondary is suspect
and Peyton Manning should have a field day,
and Peyton Manning should have a field day,
Even better for the Texans,
this is the only game Bob Sanders is guaranteed to play;
this is the only game Bob Sanders is guaranteed to play;
Arizona travels to St. Louis
for the weekend’s first afternoon game,
for the weekend’s first afternoon game,
Both teams wish they still had Kurt Warner,
who’s waiting on the hall of fame;
who’s waiting on the hall of fame;
Aaron Rodgers and the Packers
are in Philly for a fight,
are in Philly for a fight,
Where Eagle fans are liquored up,
enjoying Adios to McNabb Night
enjoying Adios to McNabb Night
Donovan’s now in Washington,
he’s Mike Shanahan’s new toy,
he’s Mike Shanahan’s new toy,
While all of Texas is shouting
“How Bout Them Cowboys;”
“How Bout Them Cowboys;”
Pete Carroll’s coaching in Seattle;
he left L.A. to get out of dodge,
he left L.A. to get out of dodge,
And for some reason Mike Singletary
is mooning co-eds on the USF quad;
is mooning co-eds on the USF quad;
The Chargers play the Chiefs
in a divisional showdown on ESPN,
While Baltimore tries to wreck the party
when they pay a visit to the Jets new den;
in a divisional showdown on ESPN,
While Baltimore tries to wreck the party
when they pay a visit to the Jets new den;
Rex Ryan doesn’t seemed to worried
now that Revis Island is back in sight,
Which leaves all football fans screaming,
THANK GOD IT’S MONDAY NIGHT.
THANK GOD IT’S MONDAY NIGHT.
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